tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2875778102529849597.post1322731003539641250..comments2024-01-24T23:18:06.428+00:00Comments on Good After-Morning!: Why?silent koalahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00564867238517209703noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2875778102529849597.post-81451772676449837022010-01-19T23:37:04.412+00:002010-01-19T23:37:04.412+00:00Is it at all related to the ritual of the bin?Is it at all related to the ritual of the bin?Joneshttp://republicofjones.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2875778102529849597.post-61333011428968045302010-01-19T21:26:10.421+00:002010-01-19T21:26:10.421+00:00Oh, but The Boss is off tomorrow, y'see. JUSTI...Oh, but The Boss is off tomorrow, y'see. JUSTICE SHALL BE DONE.silent koalahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00564867238517209703noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2875778102529849597.post-19154012245223927062010-01-19T19:51:42.774+00:002010-01-19T19:51:42.774+00:00I shead a tear of halarious despair reading the la...I shead a tear of halarious despair reading the last entries.Letumnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2875778102529849597.post-76358218209306396542010-01-19T19:16:42.291+00:002010-01-19T19:16:42.291+00:00it's a good deal we don't know where to se...it's a good deal we don't know where to send Care Packages or you'd be up to your fuzzy bits in shiny new rubbers and pencils!Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02536491434876836185noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2875778102529849597.post-19580209624793887472010-01-19T17:52:24.872+00:002010-01-19T17:52:24.872+00:00now it matches the pencil. she's OCD. there...now it matches the pencil. she's OCD. there's no other sane explanation.ewe2https://www.blogger.com/profile/06176137381361256982noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2875778102529849597.post-74458773595884467472010-01-19T16:44:37.657+00:002010-01-19T16:44:37.657+00:00Fight fire with fire!
Petty revenge is the aim......Fight fire with fire!<br /><br />Petty revenge is the aim.... <br />-Break up all the staples in the stapler so it jams alot.<br />-Snap the leads of all the stolen argos pencils but replace them so its only noticed when you try to use them.<br />-subtly slice through rolls of selotape so it keeps breaking when you try to use it.<br />-swap the label on the black ink pad with the label on the red ink pad.<br />-Deliver an uppercut to the base of her nose driving cartilidge through her frontal lobes.<br /><br />These small minded petty act will have you feeling better in no time.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2875778102529849597.post-49240524967225863652010-01-19T16:28:31.970+00:002010-01-19T16:28:31.970+00:00She gave you the new accounts system yesterday - a...She gave you the new accounts system yesterday - and now she's decommissioned the old accounts system. Simples.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2875778102529849597.post-71712172714131444452010-01-19T14:29:52.689+00:002010-01-19T14:29:52.689+00:00I would lose it. Godspeed, SK, Godspeed.I would lose it. Godspeed, SK, Godspeed.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2875778102529849597.post-68245382077217192672010-01-19T12:37:22.763+00:002010-01-19T12:37:22.763+00:00I would love to be the management consultant emplo...I would love to be the management consultant employed by your overlords after the 10+2 meeting. I have a sneeking suspicion that I would find the pair of you barking mad (in different ways) and I would recommend a sandpit and water toys in the office. Oh and the banning of all stationery. However, gold stars and catching people doing things right will be in operation.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2875778102529849597.post-92211252596896077052010-01-19T12:29:09.733+00:002010-01-19T12:29:09.733+00:00Arrrrrrggggghhhh I don't know how you are not ...Arrrrrrggggghhhh I don't know how you are not dead with frustrationAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2875778102529849597.post-29001187376678435962010-01-19T12:07:41.052+00:002010-01-19T12:07:41.052+00:00Personally, my (somewhat childish) response to suc...Personally, my (somewhat childish) response to such an act, would be to locate the original shiny new eraser on her desk when she was next out for lunch, and swap them back. Then sit at my desk boldly, openly, and with an air of innocence, using my nice new shiny eraser ...iJodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13645752037538322407noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2875778102529849597.post-89681083380449770032010-01-19T11:48:08.406+00:002010-01-19T11:48:08.406+00:00She has obviously been doing some reading about ac...She has obviously been doing some reading about accounts and realised that double-entry bookkeeping is the standard, so obviously you will need two rubbers.Tobynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2875778102529849597.post-55476431579426442272010-01-19T11:22:19.554+00:002010-01-19T11:22:19.554+00:00Ok so I may have been on to something with the she...Ok so I may have been on to something with the shenanigans but selfishly it makes me feel so much better now that the pencil and rubber in the new accounting system match. I can stop the malfunction in my brain now..<br /><br />..my god, she's affecting us all! Love it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2875778102529849597.post-54180534936664158152010-01-19T11:18:01.361+00:002010-01-19T11:18:01.361+00:00In response to Edward, don't go Sage - go Quic...In response to Edward, don't go Sage - go Quickbooks or MYOB. Sage, for your purposes, would be like swatting a fly with the Boss.<br /><br />I think the rubber is a 'present', like my cat likes to leave. When she starts leaving dead rats, worry.Jesus Chrisnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2875778102529849597.post-54359914940156237322010-01-19T10:26:25.751+00:002010-01-19T10:26:25.751+00:00You HAVE to confront her.
You HAVE to shout &quo...You HAVE to confront her. <br /><br />You HAVE to shout "I WANT THE TRUTH" and if she shouts back "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!" - my God. I will be delirious with joy for a long, long time.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2875778102529849597.post-83505858654692544222010-01-19T10:22:41.944+00:002010-01-19T10:22:41.944+00:00Synchronicity there, lookatmystuff! :DSynchronicity there, lookatmystuff! :Dsilent koalahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00564867238517209703noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2875778102529849597.post-35542222314564495332010-01-19T10:20:47.692+00:002010-01-19T10:20:47.692+00:00There's no way that's the same rubber - I ...There's no way that's the same rubber - I know this not from the degree to which it's been rubbed away, but from the way the ink has soaked in and faded (especially visible on the piece on the left). <br />I know what I'm talking about: YEARS of sitting in class drawing on rubbers with a blue ballpoint pen has made me a rubber forensics expert. I also think it may have been scratched with the point of a compass (the horizontal lines on the piece on the left), and judging from the way that those scratches have become slightly dirty, I would say that they were made some time ago.<br /><br />She is fucking with you, in her own unique way. For whatever reason, she's taken away your nice brand new rubber and replaced it with that hacked up, scribbled on piece of shit. <br /><br />Personally, I would be incandescent with rage if my boss did this to me. I would be beside myself. So I think you should confront her and ask her what happened. Preferably with tears in your eyes. You need to take your dealings with her to the next level.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2875778102529849597.post-62048008272054570912010-01-19T10:20:03.897+00:002010-01-19T10:20:03.897+00:00Hang on, you guys are onto something here. I think...Hang on, you guys are onto something here. I think the woman has stolen my Shiny New Rubber and replaced it with this one. It's a sign of how far gone my mental state is that I'm now mentally re-enacting that scene from A Few Good Men.<br /><br />I WANT THE TRUTH!<br /><br />Either that or she stayed here late last night furiously rubbing the thing. Either way I'm not happy.silent koalahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00564867238517209703noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2875778102529849597.post-18803826729429084522010-01-19T10:17:51.676+00:002010-01-19T10:17:51.676+00:00Hey, maybe she didn't do that damage at all - ...Hey, maybe she didn't do that damage at all - maybe your "new accounts system" was hacked?!!Chimpheadnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2875778102529849597.post-88179003383070642912010-01-19T10:10:34.384+00:002010-01-19T10:10:34.384+00:00Rats! Anonymous beat me to it.Rats! Anonymous beat me to it.Edwardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06548801150312804111noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2875778102529849597.post-68494532940555671862010-01-19T10:10:03.149+00:002010-01-19T10:10:03.149+00:00I have to wonder how many dozens of pages of accou...I have to wonder how many dozens of pages of accounts The Boss must have erased in order to have eroded the rubber by that amount (comparing it with the previous picture).<br /><br />If you do go Sage, be careful which you go for - you might end up longing for a return to "the book".Edwardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06548801150312804111noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2875778102529849597.post-8784375964490566012010-01-19T10:08:24.090+00:002010-01-19T10:08:24.090+00:00Hmmm.. I was about to call shenanigans pointing ou...Hmmm.. I was about to call shenanigans pointing out it can't possibly be the same rubber as no one can rub both ends down and inflict this much damage over just one evening/morning...<br /><br />..but then I remembered who we're dealing with...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2875778102529849597.post-81626214081895717562010-01-19T10:05:14.300+00:002010-01-19T10:05:14.300+00:00If that's the rubber that was half of the shin...If that's the rubber that was half of the shiny "new accounts system", maybe she felt that the "new accounts system" needed to be compartmentalised, but then she got confused as to why breaking a rubber in two would be helpful, and that's her dramatic rendering of the Blue Screen of Death?<br /><br />I don't know whether to be more worried that this occured to me immediately upon reading your post, as though it were simple common sense, or that my own "new accounts system" is mainly comprised of those mini Post-It notes stuck into a filofax - I mean, bits of paper that fall off, what could POSSIBLY go wrong....Chimpheadnoreply@blogger.com