tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2875778102529849597.post2343059225892771417..comments2024-01-24T23:18:06.428+00:00Comments on Good After-Morning!: Your Panic Is Not My Emergencysilent koalahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00564867238517209703noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2875778102529849597.post-54330222614093004792010-03-15T20:34:47.316+00:002010-03-15T20:34:47.316+00:00"Whom's fun and whom's profit ...&quo..."Whom's fun and whom's profit ..."<br /><br />Watch out - the Grammar Nazis are coming to get you!<br /><br />http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Who_%28pronoun%29Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2875778102529849597.post-79436722292066483822010-03-14T20:02:28.170+00:002010-03-14T20:02:28.170+00:00Awww, you guys and/or ladies - thank you :)Awww, you guys and/or ladies - thank you :)silent koalahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00564867238517209703noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2875778102529849597.post-55309373214626411052010-03-14T10:16:53.589+00:002010-03-14T10:16:53.589+00:00Yes, but "I need pants to cover my fanny"...Yes, but "I need pants to cover my fanny" is correct in either country. ;)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2875778102529849597.post-51931552430928927932010-03-14T01:01:14.068+00:002010-03-14T01:01:14.068+00:00Best post EVER - my ribs hurt! Purely due to the b...Best post EVER - my ribs hurt! Purely due to the buildup of course, SK = genius, my ribs = gave way for teh lulz... omg!<br /><br />BRILLIANT stuff! ;DChimpheadnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2875778102529849597.post-74893910734047694152010-03-12T21:34:02.152+00:002010-03-12T21:34:02.152+00:00Oh HELL naw. No she di'int!Oh HELL naw. No she di'int!The Wayward Ehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16403096452973950910noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2875778102529849597.post-50426194570016898742010-03-12T20:02:38.677+00:002010-03-12T20:02:38.677+00:00Don't worry about that, I giggle every time yo...Don't worry about that, I giggle every time you guys say "pants" or "fanny".silent koalahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00564867238517209703noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2875778102529849597.post-31552291585273294352010-03-12T20:00:49.527+00:002010-03-12T20:00:49.527+00:00Go to the store and buy a BOX of those erasers (so...Go to the store and buy a BOX of those erasers (sorry, as an American, I just can't write "rubbers" without giggling), and then just scatter them around the office. Or better yet, stack them on your desk, and write your name on EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2875778102529849597.post-62959101371229587942010-03-12T11:59:00.059+00:002010-03-12T11:59:00.059+00:00@iJod- like it! Mess with her head! :D@iJod- like it! Mess with her head! :DBelfast Baristanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2875778102529849597.post-25317539193948286092010-03-12T11:57:25.375+00:002010-03-12T11:57:25.375+00:00The stationary that broke the Koala's back...The stationary that broke the Koala's back...Belfast Baristanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2875778102529849597.post-22658216525254178872010-03-12T11:57:18.343+00:002010-03-12T11:57:18.343+00:00I knew it! You must do this:
Go to the shop and bu...I knew it! You must do this:<br />Go to the shop and buy an indentical rubber. Wear it down to roughly resemble the current state of the original, then take a blue pen and inscribe your first name on the back in large block capitals. Destroy the original.iJodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13645752037538322407noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2875778102529849597.post-71885802567053089982010-03-12T09:46:18.517+00:002010-03-12T09:46:18.517+00:00The rubber that broke the officerworker's sani...The rubber that broke the officerworker's sanity...babelglyphnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2875778102529849597.post-42746747534242972222010-03-12T09:41:18.568+00:002010-03-12T09:41:18.568+00:00I'd suggest framing the yoghurt stain on the w...I'd suggest framing the yoghurt stain on the wall.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2875778102529849597.post-19376302629094720952010-03-12T09:00:58.045+00:002010-03-12T09:00:58.045+00:00Fix her chair so that every morning it starts high...Fix her chair so that every morning it starts high, but slowly, oh so slowly, it lowers. So slowly that she doesn't feel it and at the end of every day feels as though she's shrunk but isn't quite sure why. And I'm guessing that she looks at the keyboard when typing, look to see which keys are most worn, they're probably the password keys, and swap them around. She'll go crazy trying to login and wondering why she can't remember her password, and if all that fails, glue the lunatic's mug to the desk with superglue.Manda QoPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16396734203581051230noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2875778102529849597.post-983253075921521382010-03-12T08:07:28.989+00:002010-03-12T08:07:28.989+00:00Writing on shiny new rubber, this has no gone far ...Writing on shiny new rubber, this has no gone far to far by far enough. SK you must put all nice thoughts about TB aside and start operation loon and have this mentalist committed for the sake of human kind, she could breed FFS!That Bloke in the Cornernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2875778102529849597.post-63236741003399206512010-03-12T07:33:57.503+00:002010-03-12T07:33:57.503+00:00Revenge: engaged! It is definitely time to drive t...Revenge: engaged! It is definitely time to drive the crazy woman to batty town. I'm sure you can think of something super diabolical that seems small to we in the world of close-to-sane contact with others, but will crumble all of society in your unstable world of W.T.F.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2875778102529849597.post-26468562518268936882010-03-12T06:59:08.782+00:002010-03-12T06:59:08.782+00:00From one Anonymous to another, this isn't just...From one Anonymous to another, this isn't just a rubber, really, it is a Big Issue.<br /><br />One that has just been solved. I award TB many Small Minded Points, and SK a gold star in Getting Shafted.<br /><br />Now to clean the coffee off the keyboard...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2875778102529849597.post-36487718791244337662010-03-12T06:34:40.696+00:002010-03-12T06:34:40.696+00:00This is brilliant.
I'm actually having a hard...This is brilliant.<br /><br />I'm actually having a hard time believing you haven't been making this all up - can such a person really exist?D. Sky Onossonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03878129270916134167noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2875778102529849597.post-50380586625780186282010-03-12T06:33:08.110+00:002010-03-12T06:33:08.110+00:00Errrm, it's just a rubber. Really.
Though I ...Errrm, it's just a rubber. Really. <br /><br />Though I suppose it must be like meeting a girl you adored in school but haven't seen for many years since, and now she looks all worn out and has a brutish husband gripping her arm.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2875778102529849597.post-6928884369656586192010-03-12T02:17:12.361+00:002010-03-12T02:17:12.361+00:00I feel your pain and I am so, so sorry.I feel your pain and I am so, so sorry.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com