The Silent Koala is an office-bound marsupial who for sins of a former life is condemned to a lifetime of drudgery in the shipping industry. The following is unfortunately entirely true and accurate, only the names have been changed.
Thursday, 29 October 2009
Eh?
I've just overheard The Boss on the phone repeatedly telling someone who is undoubtedly as baffled as I usually am that the destination is "The States, U.S.".
OK. I sincerely hope that's all I have to report for today. See you next Tuesday.
Someone opened my eyes to your wonderful blog via lamebook and I must admit, I read all the way through it the first night. Hilarity! Also, I feel your pain as I have an insane boss who speaks in an almost unintelligible mix of half country, half ghetto gibberish. Which has lead myself and co-workers to call her Cotton-Eye Joe. Can't wait for more, I love it!
Enjoy your time off!
ReplyDeleteAre you sure she doesn't think that she is
ReplyDeletea) In America
and
b) Yoda
because, then "The States - Us" would make perfect sense
Someone opened my eyes to your wonderful blog via lamebook and I must admit, I read all the way through it the first night. Hilarity! Also, I feel your pain as I have an insane boss who speaks in an almost unintelligible mix of half country, half ghetto gibberish. Which has lead myself and co-workers to call her Cotton-Eye Joe. Can't wait for more, I love it!
ReplyDeleteI stumbled across your blog tonight. Just wanted to say hi!
ReplyDeleteHey I just want to say you are so amazing, i love the stories you have to tell :) you put a massive smile on my face everyday..
ReplyDeleteHi folks, thank you very much! :)
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