I have literally just walked into the office and sat down when this begins.
The Boss : "Did you get a number?"
Here's me : "Wha?"
The Boss : "Did you get a number this morning?"
Here's me : "A number for what?"
The Boss : "For your customer."
Here's me : "Who?"
The Boss : "A thing. Did you get a thing from Kirsten?"
Here's me : "What thing? Who's Kirsten?"
The Boss : "Carson."
Here's me : "Who's Carson?"
The Boss : "Carson Munich" (mumbled - I think that's what she said anyway)
Here's me : "Who the hell is Carson Munich?"
The Boss : "Kuehne and Nagel. Did you get a number from them?"
Ok, finally a name that actually means something to me, but I still have no idea what this conversation is about.
Here's me : "A number for what? Was I supposed to get a number from them?"
The Boss : "An answer from them. Did you get an answer from them?"
Here's me : "An answer to what???"
The Boss : "An answer on the phone."
Here's me : "I haven't phoned them!"
The Boss : "I thought you phoned them this morning."
Here's me : "I've only just walked in the bloody door! You just watched me walk in!"
The Boss : "Don't be smart with me."
Sigh.
It's too early for this shit.
The 40-Letter Paradox
5 hours ago
it pains me to read these it really does :"(
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