What's In A Name?

The Boss : "Who's Clive Owen?"

Here's me, knowing it's not the right answer : "An actor."

The Boss : "No, Clive James."

Here's me : "Australian bloke on the TV."

The Boss : "No, Clive Alexander."

Here's me : "WHO already, WHO??"

The Boss : "Nelson Alexander."

If this mind was a building, it would be condemned.

p.s. I have no fucking idea who Nelson Alexander is, either.