One More Thing...

The Boss : "Where's Colombia?"

Here's me : "...South America."

The Boss : "Where's the port?"

Here's me : "Cartagena, usually."

The Boss : "Is that Sri Lanka?"

Here's me : "Whut? No, hang on. Are you looking for Colombo, as opposed to Colombia?"

The Boss : "Yeah."

Here's me : "Ah right. Yeah, Colombo is the port."

The Boss : "In Colombia?"

Here's me : "gguuuuuuuuuuhhhh are you asking me about Colombia, which is in South America, or Sri Lanka, which has a port called Colombo, but which is in south-east-Asia?"

The Boss : "Colombia."

Here's me : "Carta..."

The Boss : "Or Sri Lanka."