One Track Mind

The Boss : "Did you get a track this morning?"

Here's me : "Wha?"

The Boss : "A transfer."

Here's me : "A bank transfer? No, no transfers today."

The Boss : "No, a cheque, in the post."

A little lightbulb went on. This one is sort of understandable, in a way.

Here's me : "No, no cheques in today."

The Boss : "Hmmmm.... ok... Would you like a track posted?"

And quickly we return to form...

Here's me : "WHAT?!??"

The Boss : "Would you like a pancake toasted?"