The Walls Have Ears

The Boss has just discovered that she can change the ring tone on her mobile phone. Yeah, I know, and yeah, it is 2009 here too. Anyway, she appears to have settled on some jolly irritating samba number, and :

The Boss : "Can..."

Here's me : "oh god no"

The Boss : "Can people who phone me hear my ring-tone?"

Here's me : "Ahem. Not unless they're in the same room as you..."

The Boss : (with great concern) "You mean they'll be able to tell if I'm in the same room?"

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