The Silent Koala is an office-bound marsupial who for sins of a former life is condemned to a lifetime of drudgery in the shipping industry. The following is unfortunately entirely true and accurate, only the names have been changed.
Koala, You may be winning, but I'm worried about your health, dear. The state of those red lines you're crossing off your squares.... You either need another drink, or to buy a pen that weighs less than 4 kilos.
Some therapy, perhaps. Maybe a cup of tea and a sit down?
Woot! What's the prize? :D
ReplyDeleteKoala,
ReplyDeleteYou may be winning, but I'm worried about your health, dear.
The state of those red lines you're crossing off your squares.... You either need another drink, or to buy a pen that weighs less than 4 kilos.
Some therapy, perhaps. Maybe a cup of tea and a sit down?
There there.
Worrying. Might it be blood?
ReplyDeleteWe need a wankword bingo update, even if it is a forgone conclusion.
ReplyDeleteI hope you stood up and shouted 'BINGO!!!!' right in her stupid face when the winning wankword appeared.