The Silent Koala is an office-bound marsupial who for sins of a former life is condemned to a lifetime of drudgery in the shipping industry. The following is unfortunately entirely true and accurate, only the names have been changed.
I find it interesting that her handwriting is quite neat and legible, even though her speech patterns seem randomized. Perhaps you could ask her to write all her orders down instead of talking to you. You might get some nice artwork out of it too.
Pleeeeease be careful- you're only a week or two away from Stephen Fry finding this. When the twitter legions turn up, its only a matter of time before someone with nothing better to do starts cold-calling Belfast shipping agents listening out for just the right tone of mangled moronity and the jig will be well and truly up.
@ wannabewarhol - recently I've started to get a bit paranoid about that but with the morning I've had in here today at this point I'm thinking "who gives a fuck".
Looks like a child's drawing of a scene from the Wickerman....
ReplyDeleteReminds a bit of a particular work by H.R. Giger but I can't remember the name of it...
ReplyDeleteI find it interesting that her handwriting is quite neat and legible, even though her speech patterns seem randomized. Perhaps you could ask her to write all her orders down instead of talking to you. You might get some nice artwork out of it too.
ReplyDeleteIt is often said that doodles hold they key to someone's mind.
ReplyDeleteI'll leave that with you.
Pleeeeease be careful- you're only a week or two away from Stephen Fry finding this. When the twitter legions turn up, its only a matter of time before someone with nothing better to do starts cold-calling Belfast shipping agents listening out for just the right tone of mangled moronity and the jig will be well and truly up.
ReplyDeleteLong Live Koala!!
I am currently unavailable for work and you and your boss sound like the voices in my head.
ReplyDelete@ wannabewarhol - recently I've started to get a bit paranoid about that but with the morning I've had in here today at this point I'm thinking "who gives a fuck".
ReplyDelete@ J.C. - *shudders*
Hmmm, Koala, is the Giger "Necronom IV"?
ReplyDeleteI agree with Penny, she should be given subtitles...