(Yes, yes, I know what I said. But I'll go mad alone in here, mad I tell you)
The Boss : "Was last year after Christmas or before it?"
Wha?
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21 hours ago
Here's me : Wha?
The Silent Koala is an office-bound marsupial who for sins of a former life is condemned to a lifetime of drudgery in the shipping industry. The following is unfortunately entirely true and accurate, only the names have been changed.
*bangs head repeatedly on desk*?
ReplyDeleteWell, at least you can't go wrong with your answer to that one.
ReplyDeleteUnless she means "Was last year BC or AD?".
technically the whole of the last year - as in 12 months - came after last christmas, but before this christmas. Seeing as she didn't specify which christmas she meant the only correct answer can be "Yes" ;)
ReplyDeleteWow. She scares me.
ReplyDeleteI fear for you. And love this blog.
Have a (hopefully) sane Christmas! x
Yes. And or no.
ReplyDelete"Think so"?
ReplyDeleteis your boss a time lord, perhaps? that would explain the quirky misreading of this planet's temporal non-negotiables...
ReplyDeletehave you thought about contacting HYS? they only moan about forrins - you could raise the bar by complaining about beings from other *times*...
just a thought.
wow. wow.
ReplyDeleteIf I contacted HYS about beings from other times, they'd only want to know if they wuz indigenous beings from other times, wuz dey hardworking local beings from other times, not these jonny-forrunor-come-lately-boyos from other times, coming over here, stealing our continuum. Or something.
ReplyDeleteOh God I need a holiday.
Perhaps you should invest in one of these "Tron" devices to see if you can push her over the edge like this guy did with his bat shit crazy roommate. http://www.mycrazyroommate.com/search/label/tron
ReplyDeleteHa! In all seriousness, I already have, and I'm just waiting for the opportune moment to deploy it!
ReplyDeleteActually that's great reading, I recommend it :)
ReplyDelete*evil laugh*
ReplyDeleteLast year was before Christmas. I remember because New Years was after it.
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