Tuesday 15 December 2009

Continuity Error

(Yes, yes, I know what I said. But I'll go mad alone in here, mad I tell you)

The Boss : "Was last year after Christmas or before it?"

Wha?

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  1. *bangs head repeatedly on desk*?

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  2. Well, at least you can't go wrong with your answer to that one.

    Unless she means "Was last year BC or AD?".

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  3. technically the whole of the last year - as in 12 months - came after last christmas, but before this christmas. Seeing as she didn't specify which christmas she meant the only correct answer can be "Yes" ;)

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  4. Wow. She scares me.

    I fear for you. And love this blog.

    Have a (hopefully) sane Christmas! x

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  5. is your boss a time lord, perhaps? that would explain the quirky misreading of this planet's temporal non-negotiables...

    have you thought about contacting HYS? they only moan about forrins - you could raise the bar by complaining about beings from other *times*...

    just a thought.

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  6. If I contacted HYS about beings from other times, they'd only want to know if they wuz indigenous beings from other times, wuz dey hardworking local beings from other times, not these jonny-forrunor-come-lately-boyos from other times, coming over here, stealing our continuum. Or something.

    Oh God I need a holiday.

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  7. Perhaps you should invest in one of these "Tron" devices to see if you can push her over the edge like this guy did with his bat shit crazy roommate. http://www.mycrazyroommate.com/search/label/tron

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  8. Ha! In all seriousness, I already have, and I'm just waiting for the opportune moment to deploy it!

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  9. Actually that's great reading, I recommend it :)

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  10. Last year was before Christmas. I remember because New Years was after it.

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