The Silent Koala is an office-bound marsupial who for sins of a former life is condemned to a lifetime of drudgery in the shipping industry. The following is unfortunately entirely true and accurate, only the names have been changed.
Dude. I've been reading this - and omg, addictive, i've clicked 'older posts' so many, many times.....
I would have gone off the deep end, at this point, were i you. I mean, yes, i'm reading and giggling hysterically but put me in this situation in real life and i'd become homicidal.
At least you can yell/curse/be hysterical at Boss and not get some idiot reprimand or something.
I have to wonder. Is she getting Alzheimer's or something? Because...seriously. *boggles* *salutes you*
Dude.
ReplyDeleteI've been reading this - and omg, addictive, i've clicked 'older posts' so many, many times.....
I would have gone off the deep end, at this point, were i you. I mean, yes, i'm reading and giggling hysterically but put me in this situation in real life and i'd become homicidal.
At least you can yell/curse/be hysterical at Boss and not get some idiot reprimand or something.
I have to wonder. Is she getting Alzheimer's or
something? Because...seriously.
*boggles*
*salutes you*
This is the best blog I've ever read. I think I might love you.
ReplyDeleteWowza, is the prize an all inclusive visit from the cleaning lady to beat The Boss into paper-disposing submission?
ReplyDeleteMwahaha!! Glad you're back!
Cheers folks!
ReplyDeleteThe prize is as yet undecided, I can't think straight over THE SOUND OF CRAZY in here today.
You are a genius.
ReplyDeleteYou should write comedy instead of ship stuff. but then, you need your muse.
Also, we are starting our own wankword bingo here today. I work in advertising. It's big square, with a lot of words.
You rock. Thank you.
Hang on! Is that...no it can't be...the dreaded COMIC SANS!!!!! Scourge of offices worldwide! NOOO!!!!
ReplyDelete*tuts*
Barista! That's Trebuchet!
ReplyDeleteDefinitely NOT Trebuchet...
ReplyDeleteAh I stand (sort-of) corrected...I was looking at a low res image- apologies Koala!
ReplyDeleteStill not Trebuchet...my money's on Tahoma :P
Verdana's too narrow...Dammit Koala put us out of our Anal Typographic misery here! :P
ReplyDeleteTAHOMA. Unless we have any last requests for Microsoft Sans Serif? No? Tahoma.
ReplyDeleteTahoma, confirmed.
ReplyDeleteYESSS! My Typographic geekery stands victorious!
ReplyDeleteApart from you thinking it was Comic Sans...
ReplyDeleteHehe well I was originally looking at it on a tiny screen, then changed over to a massive high-res to get a better look ^-^
ReplyDeleteWow, 16 comments and most of them about Typography, I think the Koala has "arrived".
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Haha, not yet Marty - I'm not PROPER INTERNET until someone comments "fake" or "gay" :)
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