Monday, 14 December 2009

Just About

The Boss : "Will I fit into two 40-foot containers?"

Here's me, smiling despite myself : "You'd probably only need one."

The Boss twigs and sez : "Smart ass. Would I fit this machine into a 40-foot container?"

Here's me, weary : "What machine?"

The Boss : "A twenty foot."

Here's me : "A what? A twenty foot what?"

The Boss : "A twenty foot forty foot?"

If you want to know what this conversation was actually about, I'm sorry, I still have no idea.


  1. Perhaps a forty foot is just under half a centipede. Though it would have to have come from Jurassic Park to need a container.

  2. she's plotting something, I just know it